田舎者

John grew up on a remote dairy farm in Minnesota, and finally decided it was time to get some experience with women.
So he drove the pick-up into the nearest city and managed to find a prostitute who was more than willing to initiate him into the mysteries of sex.
Undressing, the hooker lay down and proceeded to instruct him carefully.
"Stick it in, honey.....all the way......now pull it out..... okay, back in, slowly.........more, oooh, more......now back again."
"For Christ's sake," interrupted the sweating farm boy, "could you make up your mind??"